English...oh....English

English like wot we speak


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roostertail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.


Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY


Doctor's office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.


Using hotel air conditioner, Japan:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.


Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLE YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.


Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.


On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.


On an Athi River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN ! IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.


On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.


In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.


A sign on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.


In a Pumwani maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.


In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.


Tokyo hotel's rules:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.


Menu of Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.


Hotel brochure, Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.


Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.


Hotel ele! vator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

< BR>Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


In the lobby of a Moscow hotel:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.


Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:
NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION.


Menu, Poland:
SALAD A FIRM'S OWN MAKE; LIMPID RED BEET SOUP WITH CHEESY DUMPLINGS IN THE FORM OF A FINGER; ROASTED DUCK LET LOOSE; BEEF RASHERS BEATEN IN THE COUNTRY PEOPLE'S FASHION.


Supermarket, Hong Kong:
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.


The Soviet Weekly:
THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS.


East African! newspaper:
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.


Sign in Germany's Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.


Ad by Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.


Laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.


On box of clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.


In a Swiss mountain inn:
SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM.


Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS
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Nur Diena Hanany...

"Diena"


Diena ni sebenarnya anak kakak aku yg bongsu...actually dia baru je umur 3 tahun lebih tapi disebabkan fizikal dia, ramai orang akan ingat dia dah umur 5 tahun. Tambah pula dia memang petah@pandai cakap sampaikan kita terlupa yg sebenarnya dia baru umur 3 tahun 4 bulan..

Dia selalu cakap nak pi sekolah...dan sekolah yang dia tau tentulah sek abang dgn kakak dia iaitu "Sek Keb Tasek Apung" dekat Sungai Petani ni...ada sekali tu dia nak sangat pi sek ni...so, my sister pun cakap lah.."Diena kecik lagi.." tau dia jawab apa?? "Diena dah tinggi la umi.."...hahahahah

So, sekarang ni kalau ada apa2 yg dia nak buat tapi tak sesuai ngan umur dia, kita org akan cakap "Diena ni badan dah besaq tapi umur kecik lagi.." dan nampaknya dia boleh faham la..;-)

Disebabkan my sister kerja, Diena akan tinggal kat rumah dgn pengasuh dia yg dia panggil "nanny", ala2 cerita "Nanny" tu la...and of course nanny tu from indonesia la kan...disebabkan dah selalu berkomunikasi dengan pengasuh dia, so Diena pun dah terikut2 cakap indon pula...

Kalau Diena cakap tu dah boleh la dengar dia sebut "bisa" instead of "tidak" or "punya Diena" yg mana selalunya kita sebut "Diena punya" dan yg paling tak dapat nak terima, ada sekali tu dia dah sebut "polisi" untuk "polis"!!!!

Tapi yg paling lawak sekali, kelmarin aku tanya dia.."Diena puasa tak hari ni?"

Selamba je dia jawab "tak puasa...umur Diena kecik lagi"..ha..ha..ha..kena sebijik balik!!!
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Huuuuhuuhuu!!

so bored!!! not because nothing to do but so many things to do!!!!!

Times to relax!!!!

i will be on leave until this weekends.....ho..ho..ho..times to relax!!!

Happy Birthday Kak Ja...

Happy Birthday Kak Ja!!!!!

Birthday Blessings


Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.


Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who’ve enriched your life
Just by being there.


Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.


Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
"Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!"


By Joanna Fuchs

Kenangan Terindah!!!

This entry actually request by my "kawan2" kat McD...so, untuk permulaan letak gambar sikit2 dululah...yg mana satu Mazlina? Pandai2 lah teka ye...

Sekolah Kebangsaan Permatang Pauh

Ini gambar kelas masa Darjah 6 Anggerik. Gambar pun dah "faded" semacam...biasalah, dah nak dekat 20 tahun dah....huhuhuhuh..dah tua ghopanya!!!


Sekolah Menengah Sultan Abdul Halim, Jitra.

Ini zaman duduk kat SBP...cam biasalahkan...nampak semua cam baik je...kisah benarnye..hehehehe..



Pusat Matrikulasi Universiti Utara Malaysia



Dulu2 tak macam sekarang, pusat matrikulasi dulu ikut U....so, inilah zaman paling indah dalam hidup...camna tak indah...nak kata budak sekolah dah bukan budak sekolah...nak kata budak U pun bukan...kelas pun, pagi sampai tengah hari je.....lepas tu tak ada org nak ambil peduli nak buat apa.....hmmmmm, "dunia ana yg punya"..hahahaha



Universiti Utara Malaysia

Ini masa baru lepas dapat tauliah "Leftenan Muda Mazlina"...hehehehe..penat lelah 3 tahun dalam PALAPES tu...baru nak dapat "seketul"...tapi la ni dah bersara dah.....


Ada ke askar2 yg "happy semacam, macam ni"....hehehehe


Bila tengok balik gambar2 lama ni...sayu pun ada...terasa cepat sangat masa berlalu...kat mana lah kawan2 lama yg dah lost contact langsung tu...tengah buat ape ye.....ada juga yg dah kembali ke Rahmatullah....semoga roh2 mereka di tempatkan di kalangan org2 yg beriman...Al-Fatihah....
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Al-Fatihah

Takziah diucapkan kepada sahabat saya Siti Zaharah binti Zakaria di atas kepulangan ayanhanda tercinta ke sisiNya pada 3 Ramadhan 1429....semoga seisi keluarga bersabar menghadapi ujian Allah SWT ini.

Semoga roh dicucuri rahmatNya. Amin

Al-Fatihah.