Miss ya.......

Muthu.....

Just something to laugh....;-)



MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
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*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
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*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. .. that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
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*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
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*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
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*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
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*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

'* WASH BASIN * '
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*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
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*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest.... *

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!


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I'm stress!!!!!!!!!

Which one??

Need your opinion on this....


Which One Would You Prefer......


"Good boss with lousy subordinate"


or


"Lousy boss with good subordinate"

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Cerita Kelmarin....

Sebenarnya takdelah apa yg menarik sangat pun kelmarin....cuma letih yg teramat, dan macam2 lagi perasaan yg sukar ditafsirkan....kalau nak diikutkan, apa yg berlaku semalam sepatutnya mudah je...."MDS (McD Delivery Service)Meeting/Training for all outlets in Northern" di IPOH. Mulanya kata, meeting ni untuk Restaurant Manager je kena hadir tapi last minute 1st Assistant Manager pun kena ada sama....so, bermula lah cerita untuk kami yg seramai 20 orang daripada Penang travel ke Ipoh....

Disebabkan I have to go down to McD Greenlane at the island first, so my journey bermula awal la sikitkan.....


9am ~ dah keluar dari rumah, takut la sangkut kat penang bridge tu...janji nak kumpul kat Greenlane pukul 10am....seperti telah diduga memang jammed pun dan sampai lambat sikit la....

10:10am ~ dah ramai yang sampai....tapi tak gerak lagi...ada yg buat hal sendiri dulu....lebih kurang 1/2 jam baru bahagi2 nak naik kereta mana.... 3 kereta untuk dipilih...Nissan Livina, Vios & Sentra.....I ikut my boss punya kereta, I naik Vios..

10:40am ~ baru gerak...nasib baik penang bridge tak jammed!! ingat2 tu nak lelap jab, tapi dah semua asyik sembang, so layan je la sama...dah boss yg drive takkan nak buat2 terlelap pulak...hehehehe


12:30nn ~ dah sampai kat McD Ipoh City....ramai di antara kami yg first time kat sana termasuklah myself....rasa kagum sat....ishhh besaq nya outlet ni....my outlet kecik je.....1/5 je kot daripada sini!! meeting tu akan mula pukul 2pm...so, kami semua pergi lunch dulu...


12:45nn ~ makan dekat2 situ je.....puas hati dengan harga makanan di situ, yg tak puas hati....makcik tu sombong sangat la...(dah biasa kat McD, "we serve with smile"...hehehe)


1pm - 2pm ~ lepak2 & sembang2 membuang masa yg ada!!!


2pm ~ trainer from KL tu dah sampai tapi projector plak buat hal....so, sambung sembang2 sambil tunggu....


2:40pm ~ training pun bermula.....tah apa yg trainer tu cakap pun tak tau...dia macam tak prepare langsung, ditambah dengan suara dia yg cukup lemah dan lembut menyebabkan kami semua lebih banyak cakap "dalam hati" sendiri...heheheehe....bagi mengelakkan kami semua daripada mengangguk setuju bermulalah acara passing coklat, sweets, asam dan biskut (nie boss yg beli yee..)...trainer tu pulak asyik sangkut2...dia lebih banyak ajar@cakap dgn assistant dia sendiri...


4:30pm ~ traning pun abis (tak sampai 2 jam pun!!!!)...they decided tak nak balik lagi....sebab dapat info yg penang bridge tengah jammed teruk....dan jammed tu memang teruk pun, dalam newspaper hari ni tulis jammed sampai 8 jam..


6:45pm ~ gerak balik penang...dah tak larat nak buka mata...ni bukannya cakap terlelap...dah memang saja lelap pun....ha ha ha


9:30pm ~ baru sampai penang....dah boleh balik rumah?? oppss sorry, kena balik my outlet untuk count inventory for mid month cut off....this month kena cut off awal pulak.....


11pm ~ mula count inventory....dah tak larat sangat...i just kira food inventory and asked my assistant count paper inventory...


1am ~ exactly 1 am (jam kat dashboard kereta...tepat punya ni!!) baru sampai kat rumah...


10am (today) ~ masuk kerja balik....to monitor 1st day promotion for prosperity burger!!!!


Ini bukan my schedule je.....semua Restaurant Manager lain pun sama....just imagine for those yg travel from Kedah yesterday!!!!

Tapi nak cakap apa....."saya yg menurut perintah"....(:


This Saturday nak kena pergi Teluk Intan (Perak again!)to support new restaurant opening there....actually I'm quite excited about it...teringin nak tengok "Menara Condong"...kalau ada masa!!!


Next week....go down to KL for another meeting......penatnye....huhuhuhhu
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Eid Mubarak......

Have a blessed eid mubarak to everyone....

Kena Tag........

Ingatkan dah selamat la daripada dunia tag mengetag ni.....tengok2 siap kena 2x dgn kak ja.....hahaha

Anyway, saya buat satu dulu ye kakja....senang lenang nanti saya buat satu lagi...



The rules:
1. Your name/username:
2. Left handed or right handed:
3. Favorite letter to write:
4. Least favorite letter to write:
5. Write "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog":
6. Tag 6 people:





Inilah tulisan "hodoh" saya. I got 2nd worst handwriting in the family. The worst???heheheeh....my youngest brother's handwriting....(takpe ngutuk sikit....dia tak baca punya blog ni....kalau baca....hehehehe...kenyataan...jangan marah..;-)

Oklah, disebabkan rasa macam rajin nak menaip, jom kita buat penerangan sikit tentang perkara2 di atas:-

1. Ini nama yg mak & abah register dlm surat beranak....siapa bagi nama ni?????huhuhuhu....mak kata dia pun tak ingat...tapi yg pasti bukan dia!

2. Semua dlm family ni right handed....but, my father special sikit...tulis guna tangan kanan tapi buat kerja yg lain semua left handed.

3. Suka huruf "A"...masa belajar menulis cikgu ajar tulis huruf ni dulu....hehehehe

4. "Z" susah la nak tulis....selalu tulis jadi macam "2"....but, my name pun ada "Z"....problem sungguh!

5. No Comment!! hmmmmm.....mcm jawapan artis la pulak....hehehehee

6. pssstt....kat atas tu bukan jawapan sebenar.....yg betulnya, dah takde org nak di tag....ramai dah kena....hahahahaah

n3 malas...

gambar ciluk dari tenet (mcm kak ja slalu kata..heheheheeh)


Minggu ni saya tak ada cerita...jadi apa kata kita layan cerita merapu ni....hehehehe


Tajuk : Bila nak abis ni????


Boss berkata kepada Secretary : Kita akan outstation selama seminggu, jadi

aturkan segalanya.

Secretary menelefon Suaminya : Untuk seminggu boss saya dan saya akan

outstation, awak pandai2 jaga diri nanti...

Suami menelefon Buah Hatinya : Isteri saya akan outstation selama seminggu,

jadi mari kita habiskan masa bersama-sama....

Buah Hati menelefon Murid tuisyennya : Saya kene bekerja selama seminggu,

jadi awak tak perlu datang untuk tuisyen...

Murid tuisyen tersebut menelefon Atuknya : Atuk, untuk seminggu saya takde

kelas sebab cikgu saya sibuk. Mari kita habiskan masa bersama...

Atuk (the 1st boss) menelefon Secretary : Minggu ni saya nak abiskan masa

bersama cucu saya.. Batalkan outstation tuh...

Secretary menelefon Suaminya : Minggu ni boss saya ade kerja, kami dah

membatalkan outstation tu...

Suami menelefon Buah Hatinya : Kita tak dapat nak habiskan masa bersama

untuk minggu ni, isteri saya dah membatalkan outstationnya..

Buah Hati menelefon Murid Tuisyennya : Minggu ni kelas tuisyen mcm biase.

Murid Tuisyen menelefon Atuknya : Atuk, cikgu saya cakap minggu ni saya kene

pergi kelas tuisyen. Sori, saya tak bleh temankan atuk.

Atuk menelefon Secretary : Jangan risau, minggu ni kita outstation. Jadi

uruskan semuanya


Hahaa..penat aku nk tulis lg ni wei.....(copy paste je sebenarnye...hehehe)


saja je merapu...release tension hujung bulan...

Al-Fatihah.....

Akhirnya Nik Zaima Nik Aziz kembali ke Rahmatullah pada 22 November 2008, pukul 4 petang di ICU PPUM akibat daripada "meningioencephalitis".

Semoga rohnya di cucuri rahmat dan dihimpunkan bersama-sama mereka yang beriman.


***saya akan sentiasa mengenang Zaima sebagai seorang sahabat yang cukup istimewa, ......"yang patah takkan tumbuh lagi" dan "yang hilang juga takkan berganti"...

Al-Fatihah..

Tolong doakan ye....

Saya baru saja dapat berita yang sahabat saya Nik Zaima Nik Aziz sedang koma di Hospital Universiti Petaling Jaya. Menurut doktor, ini disebabkan oleh air daripada "public swimming pool" di Shah Alam. (ini apa yang adik dia beritahu)

Saya dah kenal dia sejak dari Sek Men Sultan Abdul Halim, Matrikulasi UUM dan sampai habis belajar di UUM.

Saya dan Zaima juga sama-sama dalam Palapes.

Tolong doakan sahabat saya ni ye....

Motive......

My beloved friend email this pictures to me.....I try to figure out what is the motive actually????

My Head Spinning........

This ice blended coffee cause my head spinning like "gasing" now...huhuhuhuh
The story goes like this...yesterday, after meeting, me and my friends went to "shopping...shopping" at Sunshine Square. Then we decided to have "something" at the OldTown White Coffee, "kopitiam". Actually, this is my first time there...I ordered the OldTown White Coffee Ice Blended with Hazelnut....I love the smell of coffee even I always had bad experience with caffeine! Finally, this is what I got....my head "spinning" from last night until now.....but I don't regret since the ice blended taste marvellous!!





I also had this, Ipoh Chicken Hor Fun. Not bad but I don't really like it since I prefer something spicy....


I already consumed the "Panadol Active Fast"....hopefully, I will feel better this evening.....:(
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Tagged by Josh!!!

Disebabkan tak nak dapat nama Dollah, maka diusahakan juga buat tag ni......hehehehe


Rules of the tag.
1) Take a recent picture of yourself or take a picture of yourself right NOW!.
2) DON'T change your clothes, DON'T fix your hair...just take a picture.
3) Post that picture with NO editing.
4) Post these instruction with your picture.
5) Tag 10 people to do this



Nasib baik la masa menjenguk ke blog Josh tu dah "siap" dan tengah tunggu my mum je untuk keluar....kalau tak "harus" gambar yg tak sepatutnya keluar nanti...hehehehe

Alamak!!!....sorry ye Josh tak dapat nak ambik gambar ngan burger as you wish.....kat rumah la pulak time tu....next time ye...

Rules no 5 tak boleh la nak buat...tak berani!!!!! kang ada yang kena kejar ngan parang kontot....hihihihih

My Day.....

Today is my last day of 5 days annual leave...."dah abis 5 hari...cepatnya"???? Apa yang dah buat 5 hari lepas???


Day 1 - Betul2 lepak kat rumah...mana pun tak pergi....


Day 2 - Pergi Sungai Petani buat treatment rambut....mula2 tu nak cuci dan potong je....tapi lepas amoi2 tu pujuk, oklah buat treatment sekali....sesungguhnya aku insan yang lemah dengan pujukan...hehehehe





Like this place sebab dia ada special section for "Muslimah"....






Interior dia pun cantik dan selesa...


After that pergi spa pulak....cehhh, hari memanjakan diri sebenarnya ni...tempat dia biasa2 je....akak tu just buat kat rumah...but the service quite good....sibuk buat facial sampai tak sempat ambil gambar...heheheheeh

Overnight kat rumah my sis kat Sungai Petani...


Day 3 - Balik dari SP, singgah bawa my mum beli ikan yang fresh naik dari laut kat Teluk Air Tawar...harga lebih kurang je dengan kat "market", but fresh tu yang penting....


Day 4 - Siang lepak je kat rumah...malam keluar gi shopping sorang2 kat Tesco Seberang Jaya and singgah jumpa my friend ex-manager McD yang sekarang buka kiosk kat Tesco tu...dapat makan rojak free, dia belanja....hehehehe


Day 5 - Siang lepak lagi kat rumah...malam ikut my brother dengan girlfriend dia gi shopping...nasib la kan, tak ada boyfriend...at least boleh gak jadi pegawai pencegah maksiat...hehehehe
Jalan sampai 4 jam...at last cuma beli satu beg je...hampeh sungguh...


5 hari, rasa macam 5 jam je....malasnya nak kerja!!!!!Dah tu esok masuk kerja pukul 7am....huhuhuhuhuhhu

Cartoons..........

Ini adalah di antara favourite "cartoons" masa sekolah rendah dulu.......


"Popeye"

Dulu kalau mana2 budak pompuan yg kurus semua dipanggil bini "popeye"...heheheheh




"Thundercats"

Masa gila tengok cerita thundercats ni...semua benda kalau boleh nak buat cam pedang dia tu......



"HE-Man"

Masa darjah 6 dulu ada satu pertandingan mengumpul derma di sekolah.....my team menang dan hadiahnya adalah patung "Tiger" daripada cerita "He-Man" ni...isshhhh (tapi masa tu seronok sakan!!!!!...heheheh)



"Transformers"

Yang glamour masa ni dah tentu la "Optimus Prime".....masa ni kalau ada robot yg boleh lipat2, tukar jadi lori dah kira "riak" gila la dgn kawan2.....tapi "Transfomers the Movie" yg baru2 ni tak minat la pulak...ramai org cakap best, so cuba la nak tgk DVD, baru pertengahan cerita dah tertidoq...3x cuba tak boleh juga nak tgk sampai habis.....


Dulu2 tak ada Astro lagi, kalau nak tengok cerita kartun ni semua kena tunggu kat tv lah kan.....dah tu cerita kartun ada waktu petang je dan biasanya pukul 4:30 petang ke atas. Masa darjah 2 & 3 kena sekolah petang........ishhh kalau boleh tak nak pi sekolah!!


Tapi rasanya kartun kat tv sekarang ni cam tak best la.........

Just another busy month....

It takes more than just a hard work to make sure the "arch" keep on shining!!!


For others, it might be just a "burger" but not for me....only the peoples behind the "arch" knows!!!



i'm lovin' it....I Love My Job!!!!


So many things to do in so little time I have......tried to prioritize but end up seems like all is important. Always asked myself, is it the workload that I can't cope to or am I just being slow in completing all the tasks? (sometimes...just lazy..not denied that!!!)

It is common for me to take home the paper work during my off day. Tried not too but I just can't. Working 12 to 13 hours a day is normal for McD's managers including me!

Since McD operations is 365 days a year and some of the outlets open 24 hours a day, the restaurant manager must be on call any time any day! No matter on your off day or on leave.

I'm the one who choose to serve the company....why complaint? Only God knows why I stuck here!!!!
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Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah......

Hari ni saya dah buat sesuatu yang boleh dipanggil “Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah”……..he..he..he…

“Menderma darah”……first time in my life!!!!!



he..he..he..sempat lagi tu nak ambil gambar!!!


Sebenarnya, hari ini adalah “Grand Opening” untuk McD Jusco Perda. Salah satu daripada aktivitinya adalah menderma darah bersama Hospital Seberang Jaya.

Sebenarnya dah lama teringin nak derma darah ni……..rasanya badan ni dah “terlebih” darah dan apa salahnya berkongsi dengan orang yang memerlukannya…..kan? Sebelum2 ni cuma ada keinginan tapi tak cukup keberanian……he…he….he…he…

Keberanian tadi pun nyaris nak terbang!!!! Elok je my turn tengah buat pemeriksaan kesihatan, ada sorang Chinese guy ni baru lepas derma darah dah terpengsan kat lobby McD pulak……alahai, doktor pun dah kelam kabut semacam…nasib baik la ada kawan2 McD yg sedia meminjamkan semangat depa……kalau tak, dah sah cancel!!!



dekat hujung my kepala...tu la chinese guy yang pengsan tadi...


ishhhh...banyak juga rupanya darah yg disedut....


Sebenarnya, tak de la sakit manapun…sikit je…tapi dalam sikit2 tupun, lengan ni dah lebam juga la….dan bengkak sikit…mungkin sebab first time kot…

Macam mana pun, ini merupakan satu pengalaman yang cukup berharga….dan rasanya akan derma lagi bila je ada peluang…..Insyaallah.
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Tak ada cerita.......

Fuhhhhh.....lamanya tak update ni..siap bersawang segala...hahahaha

Busy teramat dari minggu2 terakhir bulan lepas sampailah minggu ni....ni pun tak berapa lepas nak bernafas lagipun sebenarnya...esok boss nak visit my place la pula...ni nak kena cari baju "bullet proof", buat persediaan nak kena "tembak" dengan boss esok...(:

Ni la nasib kerja dgn fast food restaurants....masa musim semua orang cuti ni la, kami semua tak cukup kaki dengan tangan nak kerja....huhuhhhuhuh

Letih, jangan cerita la...customers plak, banyak songeh tak terkira....entah bila la orang2 Malaysia ni nak jadi "baik" sikit pun tak tau la...

Tak ada benda nak cerita sebenarnya ni....nak cerita bab raya, rasanya sama je dengan cerita orang lain so, merapu je lah ye.....

Nantilah, will update lagi bila dah ada idea.....


Anyway, I think still not late to wish everybody "Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri" dan "Maaf Zahir Batin"....
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English...oh....English

English like wot we speak


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roostertail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.


Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY


Doctor's office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.


Using hotel air conditioner, Japan:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.


Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLE YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.


Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.


On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.


On an Athi River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN ! IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.


On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.


In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.


A sign on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.


In a Pumwani maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.


In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.


Tokyo hotel's rules:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.


Menu of Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.


Hotel brochure, Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.


Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.


Hotel ele! vator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

< BR>Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


In the lobby of a Moscow hotel:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.


Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:
NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION.


Menu, Poland:
SALAD A FIRM'S OWN MAKE; LIMPID RED BEET SOUP WITH CHEESY DUMPLINGS IN THE FORM OF A FINGER; ROASTED DUCK LET LOOSE; BEEF RASHERS BEATEN IN THE COUNTRY PEOPLE'S FASHION.


Supermarket, Hong Kong:
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.


The Soviet Weekly:
THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS.


East African! newspaper:
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.


Sign in Germany's Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.


Ad by Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.


Laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.


On box of clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.


In a Swiss mountain inn:
SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM.


Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS
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Nur Diena Hanany...

"Diena"


Diena ni sebenarnya anak kakak aku yg bongsu...actually dia baru je umur 3 tahun lebih tapi disebabkan fizikal dia, ramai orang akan ingat dia dah umur 5 tahun. Tambah pula dia memang petah@pandai cakap sampaikan kita terlupa yg sebenarnya dia baru umur 3 tahun 4 bulan..

Dia selalu cakap nak pi sekolah...dan sekolah yang dia tau tentulah sek abang dgn kakak dia iaitu "Sek Keb Tasek Apung" dekat Sungai Petani ni...ada sekali tu dia nak sangat pi sek ni...so, my sister pun cakap lah.."Diena kecik lagi.." tau dia jawab apa?? "Diena dah tinggi la umi.."...hahahahah

So, sekarang ni kalau ada apa2 yg dia nak buat tapi tak sesuai ngan umur dia, kita org akan cakap "Diena ni badan dah besaq tapi umur kecik lagi.." dan nampaknya dia boleh faham la..;-)

Disebabkan my sister kerja, Diena akan tinggal kat rumah dgn pengasuh dia yg dia panggil "nanny", ala2 cerita "Nanny" tu la...and of course nanny tu from indonesia la kan...disebabkan dah selalu berkomunikasi dengan pengasuh dia, so Diena pun dah terikut2 cakap indon pula...

Kalau Diena cakap tu dah boleh la dengar dia sebut "bisa" instead of "tidak" or "punya Diena" yg mana selalunya kita sebut "Diena punya" dan yg paling tak dapat nak terima, ada sekali tu dia dah sebut "polisi" untuk "polis"!!!!

Tapi yg paling lawak sekali, kelmarin aku tanya dia.."Diena puasa tak hari ni?"

Selamba je dia jawab "tak puasa...umur Diena kecik lagi"..ha..ha..ha..kena sebijik balik!!!
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Huuuuhuuhuu!!

so bored!!! not because nothing to do but so many things to do!!!!!

Times to relax!!!!

i will be on leave until this weekends.....ho..ho..ho..times to relax!!!

Happy Birthday Kak Ja...

Happy Birthday Kak Ja!!!!!

Birthday Blessings


Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.


Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who’ve enriched your life
Just by being there.


Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.


Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
"Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!"


By Joanna Fuchs

Kenangan Terindah!!!

This entry actually request by my "kawan2" kat McD...so, untuk permulaan letak gambar sikit2 dululah...yg mana satu Mazlina? Pandai2 lah teka ye...

Sekolah Kebangsaan Permatang Pauh

Ini gambar kelas masa Darjah 6 Anggerik. Gambar pun dah "faded" semacam...biasalah, dah nak dekat 20 tahun dah....huhuhuhuh..dah tua ghopanya!!!


Sekolah Menengah Sultan Abdul Halim, Jitra.

Ini zaman duduk kat SBP...cam biasalahkan...nampak semua cam baik je...kisah benarnye..hehehehe..



Pusat Matrikulasi Universiti Utara Malaysia



Dulu2 tak macam sekarang, pusat matrikulasi dulu ikut U....so, inilah zaman paling indah dalam hidup...camna tak indah...nak kata budak sekolah dah bukan budak sekolah...nak kata budak U pun bukan...kelas pun, pagi sampai tengah hari je.....lepas tu tak ada org nak ambil peduli nak buat apa.....hmmmmm, "dunia ana yg punya"..hahahaha



Universiti Utara Malaysia

Ini masa baru lepas dapat tauliah "Leftenan Muda Mazlina"...hehehehe..penat lelah 3 tahun dalam PALAPES tu...baru nak dapat "seketul"...tapi la ni dah bersara dah.....


Ada ke askar2 yg "happy semacam, macam ni"....hehehehe


Bila tengok balik gambar2 lama ni...sayu pun ada...terasa cepat sangat masa berlalu...kat mana lah kawan2 lama yg dah lost contact langsung tu...tengah buat ape ye.....ada juga yg dah kembali ke Rahmatullah....semoga roh2 mereka di tempatkan di kalangan org2 yg beriman...Al-Fatihah....
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Al-Fatihah

Takziah diucapkan kepada sahabat saya Siti Zaharah binti Zakaria di atas kepulangan ayanhanda tercinta ke sisiNya pada 3 Ramadhan 1429....semoga seisi keluarga bersabar menghadapi ujian Allah SWT ini.

Semoga roh dicucuri rahmatNya. Amin

Al-Fatihah.

Ramadhan Sudah Tiba!!!

Selamat Berpuasa untuk semua saudaraku yang beragama Islam...
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Merdeka!! Merdeka!!! Merdeka!!!

Selamat Menyambut Hari Kemerdekaan Malaysia yang ke 51!!!!

Palace Of The Golden Horses

Tomorrow "again", going to Klang Valley this month....aaahhhhh....this time for Quatery Parcel Meet. Going by bus so, oklah on the way can Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Will be stayed, "again" at Palace Of The Golden Horses since the meeting held at Putrajaya.

About Palace Of The Golden Horses, last time most of my friends "kena kacau" with all those "things"...ayoooo.....it's really frighten me la....anyone knew or heared about that??

Frankly speaking, I don't really like that hotel even most peoples would say, it's a good hotel. The environment there, quite scary la..."horses" is everywhere!!!!

Some more, hard to find food over there, have to go out since I don't like the hotel's food and of course too expensive!!

Anyway, anyhow....still have to follow whatever arrange by the company, right??

I'm just the employee...huhuhuhuhu

Bleeding Love...

Nothing much to say.....I love the lyrics so much...
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Fikir....fikirkanlah...

Hari ini saya melalui satu peristiwa yang membuatkan saya berfikir panjang tentang hal2 berikut:

1. Kalau kita buat "sesuatu" untuk rakan2....sejauh mana keikhlasan kita dan susah sangat ke untuk ikhlas?

2. Kita selalu mengeluh yang kita dah buat sehabis baik...kenapa balasan yang kita dapat tak seperti yang kita harapkan?

3. Kita selalu terasa yang orang lain mengambil kesempatan terhadap kita...pernah tak kita mengambil kesempatan atas orang lain pula?

4. Kita selalu nampak kesalahan dan kesilapan orang lain...kenapa susah sangat kalau nak mengaku@melihat kesilapan sendiri?

5. Kita cenderung untuk melupakan kebaikkan yang pernah kita terima...hanya selepas orang yang sama melakukan satu kesalahan?

6. Kita selalu mengucapkan terima kasih.....betul2 ke kita maksudkannya?

Sebenarnya, senarai ini lebih panjang....tapi memandangkan saya sendiri tak dapat nak berikan jawapan pada soalan2 saya sendiri, jadi rasanya cukuplah setakat ini dulu. Lagi banyak prsoalan yang timbul, saya terasa macam dah tak boleh nak kenal diri sendiri......takutnya!!!!
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.....tapi....!!

1) Tak ada mood nak update sebenarnya ni....tapi terasa cam nak update..
2) Malas nak pi kerja...tapi kena pi juga..
3) Rasa cam tengah bengang....tapi tak tau tengah bengang dengan sape, pasai apa???
4) Rasa sakit hati....tapi sebab apa??
5) Tadi nak download gambar....tapi halfway, rasa tak dak mood plak....
6) Nampak cam nak hujan sekarang ni....tapi tak turun2 juga..


Kesimpulannya: tak tau lah....tapi...

Thank You..Kak Ja.

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Alahai....terharunya, dapat award daripada Kak ja ni...kalau nak diikutkan rasanya tak layak langsung. Umah saya ni takde benda yg menarik pun...cuma inilah salah satu cara untuk saya berkawan ngan org lain....disebabkan kerja saya yang tak serupa orang (abis tu serupa apa ye??)....:)

Oklah, disebabkan untuk award ni ada rules nak kena ikut...

Rules :
1) Done

2) Kak Ja

3) Alamak, saya tak ramai kengkawan lagi la...anyway, saya tetap nak bagi juga untuk beberapa orang yang blog mereka cukup bagus dan memikat hati.....

i) My dearest long lost friend
Azizi
well, kalau tak ada "blog"...harus lost contact terus ni...anyway, I never forget you....

ii) My dearest Kak Ja
Kak Ja
ehhh..takde cakap tak boleh bagi balik pada orang yang bagi kita kan...:)..anyway, nice knowing you!!

iii) My dearest new friend
Danial
hmmm...a mysterious guy from "Kota Bharu"....nice knowing you too..

iv) My dearest new friend too
Inah
walaupun tak sempat untuk berkenal mesra, but I know, you're good girl....teruskan perjuangan Inah untuk menimba ilmu walau di manapun berada....yg penting kita tetap di bumiNya....

Tak boleh nak cukup 7...tapi kira oklah ye....

4) Done

5) Done

"Que Sera, Sera. Whatever will be...will be...The future's not ours to see. Que Sera,Sera. What will be...will be..."

Deep from my heart, "nice knowing you all" and take care always!!!

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Terlampau asyik nak buat "layout" yang baru, sampai tak sedar dah pukul 2 pagi....hmmmmm, esok nak kerja pagi.....selamat le jawabnya...hahahaha..


Good nite @ good morning...:-)




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Indahnya Bahasa...

Semasa balik dari kerja tadi, sengajalah pasangkan CD dalam kereta. Dah lama rasanya tak dengar lagu daripada CD. Selalunya dengar radio je...tak taupun ada CD apa dalam tu....(selalunya my brother yg rajin burn CD ni..).......tetiba terdengarlah lagu2 ni...hmmmm, rasa sedap je dengar...bertapa indahnya lagu2 lama ni...penuh dengan nasihat dan lengok bahasa yang cukup indah..."Bahasa Melayu" dengan pelbagai dialek....



"Dialek Negeri Sembilan"





"Dialek Kelantan"

Ada lagi yang lain tu....tapi rasanya, yg ini paling menarik..

Go For Gold.....McD Olympic

Hmmmmm.....I "hilang" last week not because of "ilmu ghaib" as what "tilikan" Kak Ja...heheheh..

I went to Stadium Bukit Jalil for McD Olympic.


In conjunction of Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, McD also organized our own Go For Gold..McD Olympic at Stadium Bukit Jalil on 9th August 2008. I was there just as a supporter...."tukang sorak" je.....the "Northern Dream Team" was in green t-shirt....the event just ok2 la...what I can said...McD employees are talented in many ways...




All the outstation contingents, stayed at "Palace of The Golden Horses"...abis huru hara tempat tu....just imagine, the northen contingent only, came by 4 buses not including southern and east Malaysia yet...





The room....comfortable....





.....with nice view too....




....and I like this shower gel and shampoo bottle.




Actually, I'm not really enjoyed the event, since I lost my valuable thing over there....(:

Touching My Heart

****forwarded by friend to my email...****

Here is another beautiful story that touched my heart, trust you will
enjoy reading it and then practice it .. toooo.


After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take
another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I
love you but I know this other woman loves you and
would love to spend some time with you.

The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my
MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the
demands of my work and my three children had made it
possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner
and a movie.

"What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is
the type of woman who suspects that a late night call
or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.

"I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you," I
responded. "Just the two of us."

She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I
would like that very much."

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up
I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I
noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our
date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had
curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had
worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an
angel's.

"I told my friends that I was going to go out with my
son, and they were impressed, "she said, as she got
into the car. "They can't wait to hear about our
meeting". We went to a restaurant that, although not
elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my
arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down,
I had to read the menu. Half way through
the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting
there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips

"It was I who used to have to read the menu when you
were small," she said.

"Then it's time that you relax and let me return the
favor," I responded.

During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation -
nothing extraordinary, but catching up on recent
events of each other's life. We talked so much that we
missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I'll go
out with you again, but only if you let me invite
you." I agreed.

"How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got
home. "Very nice. Much more so than I could have
imagined," I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart
attack. It happened so suddenly that I did to not get to do
anything for her.

Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy
of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and
I had dined.

An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I
wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I
paid for two plates - one for you and the other for
your wife. You will never know what that night meant
for me. I love you, son."

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying
in time: "I LOVE YOU!" and to give our loved ones the
time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more
important than God and your family. Give them the
time they deserve, because these things cannot be put
off till "some other time."

Pass this along to everyone with an aging parent, to a
child, to an adult, to anyone with a parent.

"Please do not take people you LOVE for Granted" .. it is said that
people we love the most .. we hurt the most. Lets change this. NOW.

Siapa Akan Ku Pilih???????

Rabu lalu Datin Seri Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail telah mengumumkan perletakan jawatan sebagai Ahli Parlimen Permatang Pauh....so, sebagai anak jati Permatang Pauh dan pengundi berdaftar di Parlimen Permatang Pauh saya berpeluang untuk mengundi sekali lagi...yahooo!!hehehe...orang lain mengundi 5 tahun sekali je tau....ni baru 5 bulan dah dapat peluang lagi......

Sebenarnya saya bukan peminat politik walaupun boleh dikatakan dibesarkan dalam suasana politik.....why? I also don't know why!!!! But, what I'm really sure is politic not for me...

Bagi saya siapa yang menang tu tak berapa penting, janji apa yang akan @ dapat disumbangkan oleh calon yang menang tu persoalan yang paling utama...


Sebagai seorang warganegara yang baik, saya pasti akan menunaikan tanggungjawab ni...(hmmmm...sejak layak mengundi tak pernah miss tau!!)




Harap2 saya tak salah buat pilihan nanti...(undi ku tetap rahsia...hehehe)




Semoga bukan calon yg macam ni akan menang nanti!!!

Minggu Yang Sibuk....

Minggu lepas merupakan minggu yang teramat sibuk....lepas dah siap "2009 budget" bersambung pula dengan "EOM P&L" & "EOM Review".....rasa tak lepas nak bernafaspun,sampaikan blog ni pun tak sempat nak update..bersawang dah...hehhehehe..(thanks kja, for remind me..hihihi..)





Inilah di antara suasana ketika semua "store manager" tengah "review - end of month results)....yg sibuk call store tu coz ada info yg tak cukup la tu....heheheh




Dalam plastik tu sebenarnya ada cempedak goreng, kuih ketayap, kuih lompang, kuih buah melaka, karipap, goreng pisang, nasi lemak....dan banyakkkkk lagi. Sambil kerja, sambil makan...kalau tak otak tak boleh berfungsi...betul kan?hehehehehe....



Yg sebelah kanan tu..my boss, Hong Chin...yg sorang lagi tu salah seorang daripada store manager yg sedang menjalankan tanggungjawabnya...."if you can't convince her, confuse her"...(pinjam kata2 hikmat azizi)....hahhahaha ....


Dalam sibuk2 tu..the next day...sempat juga pergi shopping dan makan2 untuk menghilangkan stress....siap pakai uniform lagi tu ....tak jauh, pergi Queensbay Mall je...dengan ditemani oleh my friend Yati..(hmmmm..yati..kalau baca tu faham2 lah ye..)....disebabkan hari tu ada orang bagi voucher Nando's...so, kamipun makan la kat situ....ingatkan nak hilang stress...lagi stress ada la....alkisahnya, ada la pesan ice cream sebab dah teringin sangat nak makan....sampai ke sudah ice cream tu tak sampai...bila tanya ..the staff just jawab ..."sekejap lagi dia orang hantar"...bila masa nak bayar, tanya sekali lagi pasai ice cream tu...this time dia jawab pula "ice cream tu baru nak siap"...ishhh..sungguh tak faham...Nando's Queensbay Mall ni buat ice cream sendiri ke?????




Minuman yang dipesan "sparkling apple" - takat boleh tahan je...tak sedap sangat



This is 1/2 chicken with 2 sidelines



Disebabkan voucher inilah ku sampai ke Nando's...


(Makanan "biasa2" je..) + (service yg teruk!!) = lepas ni tak mungkin ku singgah lagi di Nando's Queensbay Mall!!!!

apa ada pada nama...

Tadi saya berkesempatan menonton rancangan nona episod 30 / 27 Julai 2008. Episod kali ini membincangkan tentang "nama" seseorang. For me it's very interesting topic. Boleh dikatakan setiap seorang daripada kita mempunyai sejarah kenapa dan bagaimana dinamakan sedemikian.

Ada satu keluarga itu menamakan anak2 mereka berdasarkan nama bandar seperti Esfahan dan Madinah. Isshh...tak dapat nak dibayangkan bila mereka ini memperkenalkan diri dan kebetulan pula masa itu mereka berada di bandar tersebut...:)

Pelakon terkenal, Tan Sri Jins Samsudin menamakan anak2 dia sebagai Putera Hang Jebat dan Putera Hang Nadim....just imagine kalau this fellow memperkenalkan diri macam ni..." Hi, saya Jebat anak Jins..."....well, very interesting and unique right..?

Ada juga orang yang mempunyai nama yang sepatutnya dinamakan kepada kaum yang berlawanan jenis. My neighbours ada nama Norain and Rozi but they're man and Firdaus, but women....

Nama orang dulu2 banyak yang unik dan kadangkala agak melucukan. Ini banyak terjadi kerana pada masa itu setiap kelahiran didaftarkan di Balai Polis dan bila abang2 polis ni tersilap ejaan maka muncul la pelbagai nama. One of my aunty, should be "Zauyah" but disebabkan tersalah ejaan, dah jadi "Doyah".

Well, nama seperti Syawal, Aidil Fitri, Aidil Adha, Rabu, Khamis pula, kita sendiri dapat mengagak sebab2 mereka mempunyai nama tu kan..

Kenapa saya dinamakan "Mazlina" juga ada sejarahnya....heheheh...it's start with my sister's name "Mazlifa" sempena nama tempat "Mudzalifah" and my name sempena nama tempat "Mina" (he..he..he..nasib baik tak letak Minah...) and to make it sound alike my youngest sister is "Mazliza". Our names only different by one alphabet. My youngest sister always complain, orang selalu panggil dia as "Mazlina"....nama buat macam mana kan..nama Mazlina lagi famous....he..he..he...and another thing is all of us are called "Maz" at workplace....so, when phone ringing at our home and ask for "Maz"...we have to ask which "Maz".....my brothers juga dinamakan dengan nama yang hampir sama......Mohd Kamal and Mohd Kamil....:)

Saya kurang setuju kalau ada pendapat yang mengatakan "apa ada pada nama" sebab, nama itu akan digunakan sepanjang hayat dan dipanggil berulang kali dan ini dah jadi semacam doa..(di akhirat nanti akan dibangunkan dan dipanggil dengan nama yang sama di dunia!)..namun, saya tetap bersetuju hanya dengan didikan sajalah yang akan mencorakkan seseorang itu walau dinamakan dengan apa nama sekalipun......kerana seseorang itu tidak akan menjadi seperti Abu Bakar (selalu ditukar menjadi "Burn") dan Siti Khatijah (kerap jadi "Khaty") antara insan2 yang menjadi kesayangan Nabi Muhammad SAW hanya kerana mereka dinamakan dengan nama yang sama.

So, my friends if any of you've got interesting story about "name" maybe we can share...:)

sakit...sakit...sakit...

hmmmm....tengah sakit gigi @ mulut sekarang ni...sengaja cari penyakit pun ya juga..he....he.....he....

sebenarnya baru 2 hari pasang braces for my teeth :)..ia la dah gigi tak cantik cam orang lainkan...huhuhuhu....so, pada org yg pernah guna braces atau pernah tengok org sekeliling pakai braces mesti taukan cam mana seksanya nak makan or even nak bercakap dalam 1 @ 2 minggu pertama tu.......kalau boleh, rasa tak nak buka mulut!!(hehehe..padan muka, sendiri pilihkan!)

so, for this past 2 days inilah satu2nya makanan yg mampu di telan (really telan tau..dah tak boleh kunyah!)



today even worst, dalam mulut dah jadi ulcer...but as what my friend said.....nak gigi cantik punya pasal tahan jelah....hehehehe.....

the braces that i'm using is clear braces..like this..





kira oklah, others people won't see it clearly.....anyway, my boss asked me, why you use braces now? not at young age? my answered is simple, masa dulu tak ada duit...dah kerja baru ada duit....betul la kan...duit sendiri tak ada org boleh cakap apa kan!!

this braces will stay with me at least a year as what my dentist said, my case not serious...orait la tu, most people have to put it about 2 or 3 years...


waaaaaa...makin sakit la....have to take painkiller now!!